"@profbriancox Here is my official statement, which also has the benefit of being a fact. There are no ghosts, so it would be silly to believe in them"
Good bloke. Excellent hair too. (Prof Cox I mean Goff).
BTW I'm happy to spend the night alone at any of the places mentioned providing I'm allowed a twelve bore shotgun with a bayonet on it. (They don't like it up 'em these ghosts, even the ones that say they are exempt from the laws of physics.)