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Soundtracks To Our Lives W/E 18/1/03
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Norbert Camembert
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Clause 23
Jan 20, 2003, 01:05
Official announcement from the Ministry For Musical Affairs.

It has come to our attention that person or persons posting on this website have been listening to more than the permissible number of long playing albums in any one 7 day period. The Ministry for Musical Affairs takes a very dim view of this clearly deviant behaviour. Ministry scientists have scientifically proven that by listening to more full length musical albums than is considered to be safe or indeed socially acceptable then listeners are exposing themselves to the following dangers.

1) Deafness
2) Attention span deficiency
3) Limited artistic appreciation skills
4) Alienation and isolation from friends and family

Therefore the Ministry for Musical Affairs proposes the introduction of the following guidelines to encourage safe musical appreciation and good social conduct from all citizens: -

1) You are only allowed to Listen to 6 albums per week
2) You must give total and undivided attention to your 6 designated albums
3) Your record collection must not exceed 20 albums regardless of format at any one time
4) You must only listen on 8 track cartridge to obtain the highest clarity sound reproduction
5) All play back must be in quadrophonic sound, inferior stereo sound reproduction is not permitted.


Norbert Camembert
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