I was 8 and I'm never grumpy and very very very clever sometimes :-)
I'm sure!
I was nearly a gone-r once on a visit to your beautiful country. Slipped over at Hill o' many stanes, went down like a bag of sh..potatoes, a proper whack, the kind that leaves you jarred and out of it for about 30 secs after, my head about 3mm from one of the 'many stanes'!