Julian Cope presents Head Heritage

Did I forget to mention that I'm half Venusian and my gender's one you mammals don't have? and that you've really offended my sensibilities. I haven't actually posted any fieldnotes or anything but I am really interested in prehistoric sites, don't get me wrong. I'm not intending to wind anyone up and it's just a coincidence that my first few posts are causing controversy. In fact, I've been lurking for ages, I just haven't had anything to say up until now. I think you're all very mean and you shouldn't be so unfriendly to us new posters. You were so unkind to muddymick, and that lovely croley person. And it's so unfair that at the slightest hint of argument you all shout 'troll'.

(Actually I'm not from Venus. I'm from Jupiter. But you didn't know because you can say anything on the internet and people can't tell if you're fibbing or not*.)


*I'm fibbing. It's just me, Rhiannon