Julian Cope presents Head Heritage

It is a possibility that in an alternate reality/ multiverse connected by a possible wormhole that my copy of Lori And The Chameleons "The Lonely Spy" 7" isn't warped. But in the reality I live in, that lovely vinyl is certainly warped. But I don't blame Tinkerbell for the damage. Or the Oompa - Loompas. Even the distant possibility that in an "alternate reality" somewhere down a wormhole in a multiverse far, far away - Tinkerbell might actually exist and may have made her way to Lanarkshire to my neglected record collection and warped my precious Zoo 7" incher seems to be stretching things a bit.