thesweetcheat wrote: drewbhoy wrote: thesweetcheat wrote: Evergreen Dazed wrote: I can find lost ferrets. Only if they are wearing hats.
£300 a go. but you must put IN WRITING that you'll give me half that plus my introduction fee if I
find a shrew instead. even if it's not yours.
I haven't lost any ferrets. Not since about 1988, when a couple escaped. I assume they went native.
Ferreting about no doubt!!!
I think they headed up-river and created a settlement in the forest. Only a very brave dowser would be able to head up that river and find them now. The horror!
Several times I have found grouse in a distillery :-)
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