Robot Emperor wrote: If I were to ever get drunk enough to play Poisons' Greatest Hits, whilst weeping, playing air guitar (infront of the hall mirror, God help me) then my partner would have no choice but to show me the door. If such revelations came out in court access to the children would, rightly, be touch and go.
I may also have played the more maudlin bits off the first two Tom Waits albums as the Gin started to kick in. Martha and Shiver Me Timbers being the usual suspects when all critical facilities have been destroyed.
Wow! That must have been quite a session. No wonder the head hurt!
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