Julian Cope presents Head Heritage

I'm minded of Heather Mills McCartney's statement recently, I think it was on TV, when shespoke of 'trolls that sit on Beatles' websites'. She didn't say 'trolls', that's my vernacular.

Then there's Frank Zappa's song Turning Again - which addresses faithlessness in alternative types 'it's over there, it's over there'. No, it's over here'.

I thought about getting in touch with H M M, somehow; she's my kind of person (ie misunderstood and into old men) and I continue to enjoy FZ's music despite criticism's of 'being stuck in the past'.

The Yorkshire Rock Art gremlins don't know their arse from their elbows and this brews bitterness. Ranting on an internet forum is not 'action' - that demands expenditure of calories and sweat.