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Jim Tones
Jim Tones
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MES....pissed in the house
Apr 27, 2005, 19:09
Venue: Night & Day, Oxford Street, Manchester 1999

I was sitting at the bar with a friend when MES was swaying at the side of us.
Then as I turned around he says.....

MES: "Can yer help us mate ?.....Where's the....?.....hang on!.........Who's yer mate with the funny haircut ?"

JT: "I think it's quite good myself"

MES: "Fuck off yer scouse cunt!"

JT: "Excuse me...I'm from Flintshire"

MES: "You're always at the bar aren't ya (hic!)"

JT: "Er.....I'm at the bar now yeah.....I bet you were at the Free Trade Hall in 1976 to see Van Der Graaf Generator"

MES: "Eh......yer weird you.....Where's the cigarette machine our kid ?"

JT: "I'll show you....over here"

I walked him to the ciggie machine which had a backlit illustration on the front of a man in a car sporting a handle-bar moustache, I then helped him put the coins in the slot....

JT: "You see that man on the front of the machine in the sports car ?"

MES: (looking through one eye) "Er....yeah!"

JT: "Well that's actually Holger Czukay and he's now sponsored by 'marlboro lights'......it's about time he had some royalties"

MES: "Er....Eh?...er....yer fuckin' mad you are!"

MES staggers off back to where he was originally sitting with a group of friends, then about 30 minutes later throws a friend's CD across the room and is then taken to the front door by the bouncer.

'I Am Damo Suzuki' indeed....

I think not ......you drunken wretch

He's still a genius though!
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