No, I'll not have that. This is no time for flippancy. The human race is sinking into an amoral cesspit of its own making, and I for one shall be committing suicide within the next three months if I don't see a restoration of the church, the army, the family and the British Empire to their proper places in the social pantheon. Existantialism and freedom of thought are decadent and frivolous luxuries which can only lead to the decline of good old-fashioned Victorian values, and subsequent social collapse. Bring back hanging (and opium)!