I spOoKED tHE shit out of my self every morn when I lOoK iN tHeE mIRroR...mOrFe iF *I* heLp wILL iT MAkE Me rIcH??
NeXt i WiLL tElL tHeE tale of my two mates who ran off to THE backend of Irland where by they told me a real spOoky story ABOUT AN ALuminating *Monk* hovering 2 ft off the ground . This is a tale that was told to me about 1992 in the PuB...BUT THE fear on thEIr faces confirmed that they had , bEeN ThRoUgH SoMeThInG!
bUt latErS..NiGhT'nIghT DoOdS.