"and I have been chosen to take you all into the light. MUHAHAHA!!!"
Oh bloody hell... of all the people to be the chosen one.. it had to be you didn't it!! Ok..... when do I have to start packing and what factor sunblock will I need to protect my skin when I'm taken into the light? Will it hurt and can I bring the cat? Can I have some idea of outfit/kaftan colour so I can co-ordinate shoes and bags..
Do I have to call you 'Oh Great one'? Does the Mrs know you're the chosen one?
Blimey there are so many questions that need to be asked and answered with this 'Following the Chosen One' malarky...
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