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morfe

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God demands emissions?

May 05, 2006, 20:25

And I'm not just talking about choirboys.

(boom-boom)

Anyhoops, just so any pagans out there don't know enough about themselves already, here's the REAL skinny on your empty lives and Mr WOo-WOo attitude to pollution:

"...But in a speech to US Catholic business leaders, Dr Pell said Western democracy was also suffering a crisis of confidence as evidenced by the decline in fertility rates. "Pagan emptiness" and Western fears of the uncontrollable forces of nature had contributed to "hysteric and extreme claims" about global warming.

"In the past, pagans sacrificed animals and even humans in vain attempts to placate capricious and cruel gods. Today they demand a reduction in carbon dioxide emissions."

http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/pell-challenges-islam--o-ye-of-little-tolerant-faith/2006/05/04/1146335872951.html

Phew. That's ok then. We must appease the Christian God and he will restore our fertility.

Shame on you superstitious pagans, listen to the pealing of Dr Pell's bells. He knows you know.

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God demands emissions? – morfe, May 05, 2006, 20:25


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