Yes, hi Gordon, and thanks for your hospitality, today. I had a warm welcome and a friendly chat about... well, work it out for yourselves. During our conversation he mentioned that being a humble carpenter doesn't easily open doors. Well, Gordon, I reckon you need a promotion. How about "Project Director"? I guess I would qualify as "Scientific Consultant", we probably also need a "Marketing Director", "Archaeological Consultant", "Treasurer", "Secretary", "Press Officer", "Catering Manager", "Bar Manager", etc. Any takers?
However, what we are lacking is a project. Well, yes, alright, OK, we do have a project:- "To erect a trilithon in 24 hours on Salisbury Plain on June 20th 2004 using less than 50 people". But it doesn't exactly slide off the tongue like a sarsen into a hole, so what do we call the project?
My suggestion was "Project Solstice", but we should have ideas from everyone and then let Gordon pick the one he likes best. Let's have some fun ones too. How about: "Drop the Dead Dolmen", "Quick Erections"? Now there's an idea: do you think we could get sponsorship from Viagra?
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