Seeing the thing about Taj Mahal Travellers reminded me of bluesy geezer Taj Mahal, and what an appalling stage name he had. Why not call yourself Telecom Tower or Brandenburg Gate?
I was thinking about how it was the worst stage name ever. Then I remembered Meatloaf.
Then, beyond that, Hanoi Rocks' bloke Nasty Suicide.
WTF?
'Hi Nasty, how's Mrs Suicide and all the little Suicides?'