I bet u a 6 guilder joint he disnae get the 3% in the end for unforseen reasons, I wis promised it 4 times, its almost mythical.
If you're in Amsterdam get someone to take you to Junky Bridge, you can pick up a bike for 25 guilders.
And if it gets nicked rush back there and it'll turn up. Like a social security system for junkys.
Alternatively, just shout at a passing cyclist 'Oi! Thats my bike' and they'll probably give it to you.
Amuse yourself by trying to find a street that doesn't have a bike shop, cheeseshop, coffeshop, brothel or swing bridge.
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