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Make chocolate a class B drug
Aug 25, 2009, 01:52
Well, there was a loophole for a while. While I was still toking, I was able to buy "Spice Gold" - a legal high that actually got me stoned.

Not for much longer though. If I wanted to buy spice after this year, I'd have to go to a dealer instead.

Quite right too. But I think it doesn't go anything like far enough.

So I propose that we need to criminalise chocolate.

Why?

Well first of all, it's addictive. Rather like other drugs such as heroin and PCP, it's a complex material made of hundreds of different substances, including the powerful stimulant, caffeine.

Secondly, Overuse can lead to nausea. It can be lethal if taken in large doses, particularly if you have an underlying health condition such as diabetes. It's also been linked to obesity, and, like methodone, it has been linked to dental problems.

Thirdly, it's been strongly linked to cannabis. Many people consider cannabis to be a gateway to misuse of chocolate.

I must admit, I've had some chocolate tonight. Just a couple of chunks. Now I can't sleep.
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