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Re: cows help lost ramblers

Sep 20, 2011, 22:36

Sanctuary wrote:

juamei wrote:

drewbhoy wrote:

juamei wrote:

Or they are facing north to keep an eye out for trouble...

.....more likely helping those from the north trying to get rid of trouble......:-)

Northerners are in league with the cows???!! Explains a lot... ;)

What udder rubbish and complete Bullocks. Churned my stomach over it did and Maid me fall off my 3 legged milking stool. By the way, milking stools don't only have three legs because the cow has the udder, it's so that they can settle on the uneven northern ground surfaces and those cobbled streets
:-)

I have a reply from Angus from Aberdeen or Aberdeen from Angus saying that a maid had never fallen from his milking stool. In fact he said it resembled a straight bat. He is the best, you could say the cream of his flock and never milks his position. You could say he never milk shakes his position as the cobbled streets are golden. He has a friend called Whittington but he's a dick.

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