Bloody chaffeur manged to Drive my brand new car, a Golf, Out Of Bounds, into the Sand. Luckily a short distance away, nothing more than a Pitch and Wedge, Wei found our way out of the Hole and went Straight Down The Middle to the Royal and Ancient (some say Prehistoric) pub. After a couple of Rounds and a Sandwedge I went home by foot despite the fact it was a Fair Way to go back to my (Club) house.