At my summer residence older people listen to the Eagles and do the Birdie dance, as I give younger folk a guided tour of various 19ths often listening to Albatross, I get taxied about by my Driver called Mac Fleet Wood(s), a real Tiger of a man, my favourite pub is the Chip and Putt and in the afternoon I have some Tee. Sometimes I listen to the gang of Four but never Five as they are a Bogey and a severe Handicap. La la la la la la...................