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Re: Women Rambler Kills Cow

Sep 15, 2011, 21:14

blossom wrote:

Sanctuary wrote:

drewbhoy wrote:

tomwatts wrote:

I must admit that all these golf links are driving me off my trolley.

I have employed a Cow as a Caddy, also acts as a Greenkeeper so ramblers had better beware. Tried to get the cow to help with the cricket pitch but it was Stumped.

You're on a sticky Wicket there Drew saying you had a female as a Caddy. You certainly won't Bowl a Maiden Over with comments like that, more like a Googly:-). You'd better start Running for the Covers before you get Hit for Six.

Now,.... That just isn't cricket!

Quite right, my Caddy Cow who comes from Troon and is called Ailsa Craig, was very upset. She thought his comments made a Silly Point and next time she will give him a Leg Break. Her friends the Golden Ducks are also ranged up in anger, standing in wings (or Slips in their language) getting ready for a Second Innings of revenge.

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