You're a sad little fucker. I almost feel sorry for you.
Almost.
I'll refresh your memory, tho. I have a BFA with honors from the Massachusetts College of Art and I teach at two community colleges (Holyoke and Greenfield CC in Western MASS).
Normally I'd have to have an MFA, but they waived that in light of my experience. I've been teaching for over a decade and have dozens upon dozens of students that told me that they really gained a lot of good skills from me.
What's your gig, Ron? I don't think any of us have the privilege of knowing just what the fuck you do, other than spouting pseudo-revolutionary platitudes and hurling cheap insults.