Perception......
I'm guessing that your the only one that read that in that way.
It's what come's of keepin' your head up your ass all the time.
On the few occasions that you do pull it out, your eye's are all full of dingleberries!
Poor Non. I'd offer you some Scott Tissue paper if you were a neighbor.
Or maybe not. I think i would fuck you off every morning on my way to work.