Oh, I know where you're coming from so to speak. It's just I have a limited amount of orifices to stick a cucumber in see? I'm sure there are plenty of fair laydeez out there who have had all sorts of gratification from the long green devil. Far be it from me to deny anyone the pleasure of a cucumber related stimulation in whatever foodstuff or cavity variation one wishes to use. But I have to maintain that as a food, you can stick cucumber up my arse.....except that you can't really
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