I'm afraid, fellow lunar being, that cucumber is as welcome in my anal orifice as it is in my facial cake-hole i.e. It's name's not on the list and its not coming in!
I would go as far to say that I would actually welcome GM cucumber if it was modified to look and taste of something nice like strawberries. Or crisps.
Aint no cucumber doin a rumba-number on my bum-ber!