1. The evil Rollright 'paint dauber' to be found, put on trial, made to remove the paint using only his tongue, teeth and fingernails, then to be taken from this place to be hanged, drawn and quartered
2. Anyone found riding a motorbike on the Ridgeway to be dragged by the ankles behind galloping horses long the track for not less than 1 mile
3. Litter bins to be placed at White Horse Hill
4. The Devil's Quoits renovation to be completed and once again open to visitors after a big reopening festival featuring dancing, drinking, meeting, children, music and general partyings
5. A democratic peaceful Iraq, women's emancipation, an end to hunger, a cure for AIDS... U-know the stuff..
Happy 2005!
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