I have to defend Essex boys too, being one myself. It's the girls that are the scariest thing in Essex anyway. They're the only thing Essex boys are terrified of. This means there's a very delicate balance keeping things in harmony in Essex. If you were to take too many of the boys out of there to scare Saddam, the whole balance could be disastrously tipped and I dread to think what might happen. >shudder<
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