But of course, I'm just an 'infidel', so what do I know.
Oh makes two and (perhaps) more of us then!
I just hope the kid isn't in for it now, coz these extremists do like their vengeance.
I have caught the odd phone in, and many Muslims are as baffled about the whole thing as the rest of us. One of our tacky daytime Tv shows had one Muslim woman on saying her son names his toys after his dad, and guess what that is...
No, it shouldn't have got to this, and those who want to keep the 'extraordinary relationship with the UK' I keep hearing about can be as contrite as they want - they've been 'outed' for the whole of posterity.