This lyric from Led Zep's Ramble On fits the bill for me....
How years ago in days of old
When magic filled the air,
T'was in the darkest depths of mordor
I met a girl so fair,
But gollum, and the evil one crept up
And slipped away with her.
Even as a kid that did my head in.
Mind you that's nowt compared to The Lemon Song, yuck !