1) It's not very good.
2) It's manufactured by the music biz.
3) They have metal musicians behind them old enough to be their grandfathers.
4) Are they X - Factor rejects?
5) See (1). It's not very good.
6) Are they being exploited?.
7) They are nowhere near as good as Shonen Knife.
8) I rest my case (see 7)!