Vybik Jon wrote: If you believe you have a legitimate claim to some or all of Earth's principal satellite, please submit your claim in writing to the Law Council and it will be considered.
In the meantime, please make arrangements to remove all pods and associated feline living equipment. Also, the level of rodential litter is a cause of great concern and the following items are particularly numerous:
Empty receptacles once containing alcoholic beverages, especially beer cans
Empty pizza boxes
Empty chocolate wrappers
Empty kebab wrappers
Empty crisp packets
Empty cake boxes
Discarded bongo magazines
Please arrange for collection and disposal of these items.
I've read your memo with interest. After pondering the matter I feel I should respond thusly:-
"SUCK ME CHUNKS!"
Thank you for your time and attention
Yours
F.O. Mouse esq.
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