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Re: never mind guilty pleasures - the worst songs in the world are...

Oct 25, 2006, 22:07

Westlife make anything they sing sound like the worst song in the world, which could almost be described as a talent except the words 'Westlife' and 'Talent' really don't sit too well together...

Madonna's 'Like a Virgin'

That bloody awful duet Kylie Minogue sang wi' Jason Donnovan - mercifully the title escapes me...

'Lady in Red' by Chris DeBurgh - bloody awful frightful dirge

That wailing Celine Dion number that just goes on and on and ON and was featured in that 'Titanic' film which was otherwise quite good I thought.

'Saturday Night' by Whigfield or whatever her name was, that pretty Danish bint

'Barbie Girl' by Aqua (Scandinavian pop just really doesn't seem to be my thing)

That first Spice Girls song that went 'I really really really wanna ziggazagahhhhhhhhhh', and everything else they did since come to think about it...

The Crazy Frog ringtone, which doesn't even bear a mention when we're talking about 'songs'

Joe Dolce's 'Shaddapaya yer Face'

Girls Aloud murdering 'I'll Stand by You'

Phil Collins slaughtering 'Groovy Kinda Love'

Those dreadful RnB tracks that are only memorable by their videos featuring scantily clad laydeez with carefully placed designer labels shaking their arses at the screen

Oh God I could be here all night - best leave it at that for now...

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