The McDonalds in a town near where I live (Altamura) in Southern Italy has closed through lack of business last week. No fucker ate there due to unbeatable competition from the humble handmade local pizza. And the fact that it is fucking awful. Went past yesterday and the staff had seen fit to sellotape a bin bag over the big M...heh heh the shame, how I laughed. Even made the local news.