THE LORD GOD
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Vybik Jon Doesn't Exist
Mar 11, 2008, 11:00
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So sayeth Mwah
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GangstaDuck
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Re: Vybik Jon Doesn't Exist
Mar 11, 2008, 11:10
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Dude, seriously, like.... lose the beard. It's just so last season.
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handofdave
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Re: Vybik Jon Doesn't Exist
Mar 11, 2008, 11:12
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GangstaDuck wrote: Dude, seriously, like.... lose the beard. It's just so last season.
Hell, everyone knows this is what God actually looks like:
http://www.skierpage.com/images/southparkgod.jpg
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Jane
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Re: Vybik Jon Doesn't Exist
Mar 11, 2008, 11:18
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GangstaDuck wrote: ... lose the beard.
No! KEEP the beard! I *heart* beards.
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anthonyqkiernan
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Re: Vybik Jon Doesn't Exist
Mar 11, 2008, 11:39
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Are we talking about VJ or God, I'm confused?
Of course, there are those that would say VJ is God.
Come to think of it, I've never seen the two in the same room.
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Vybik Jon
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Re: Vybik Jon Doesn't Exist
Mar 11, 2008, 13:38
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I know I fill a room, but that's just being a fat bastard rather than omnipresence.
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Lord Lucan
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The One True Religion
Mar 19, 2008, 14:22
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http://www.subgenius.com/
I love X-day (explanation from Wikipedia)...
An important SubGenius event occurred on July 5, 1998: X-Day. The Church had been predicting that on this day the world would be destroyed by invading alien armies known as the X-ists. Only the members of the Church of the SubGenius were expected to be saved from this SubGenius version of the apocalypse, by being carried away in the spaceships of the Sex-Goddesses. Although that day and each subsequent July 5 has passed without evidence of an alien invasion, the faithful membership still gather for the "Rupture" at a campground called Brushwood Folklore Center in western New York state to herald this SubGenius holiday. [7] Reverend Ivan Stang has given many excuses for the failure of the Rupture to happen, such as claiming that "Bob" betrayed all SubGenii, that the scriptures were accidentally read upside down (hence the real year of the Rupture will be 8661), or that due to calendrical error or sabotage it is not yet really 1998. [8] Some would argue that it did happen, albeit in a metaphysical and/or allegorical manner requiring greater shift of paradigm to truly understand. Others have suggested that the X-ists did visit Earth as predicted, but that the planet we know as Earth was either secretly switched with Mars sometime during or shortly after World War II, or that the X-ists left with the persuasion that mankind will do the job just as well, if not better. [9]
Reverend Stang has argued that X-Day is a religious holiday for the Church, and members of the Church should take the day of July 5th as vacation or holiday: "...if you can't get off the planet, at least get off from work." [10]
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Lord Lucan
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The One True Religion
Mar 19, 2008, 14:23
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http://www.subgenius.com/
I love X-day (explanation from Wikipedia)...
An important SubGenius event occurred on July 5, 1998: X-Day. The Church had been predicting that on this day the world would be destroyed by invading alien armies known as the X-ists. Only the members of the Church of the SubGenius were expected to be saved from this SubGenius version of the apocalypse, by being carried away in the spaceships of the Sex-Goddesses. Although that day and each subsequent July 5 has passed without evidence of an alien invasion, the faithful membership still gather for the "Rupture" at a campground called Brushwood Folklore Center in western New York state to herald this SubGenius holiday. Reverend Ivan Stang has given many excuses for the failure of the Rupture to happen, such as claiming that "Bob" betrayed all SubGenii, that the scriptures were accidentally read upside down (hence the real year of the Rupture will be 8661), or that due to calendrical error or sabotage it is not yet really 1998. Some would argue that it did happen, albeit in a metaphysical and/or allegorical manner requiring greater shift of paradigm to truly understand. Others have suggested that the X-ists did visit Earth as predicted, but that the planet we know as Earth was either secretly switched with Mars sometime during or shortly after World War II, or that the X-ists left with the persuasion that mankind will do the job just as well, if not better.
Reverend Stang has argued that X-Day is a religious holiday for the Church, and members of the Church should take the day of July 5th as vacation or holiday: "...if you can't get off the planet, at least get off from work."
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handofdave
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Re: The One True Religion
Mar 19, 2008, 15:05
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Hmmm... My wife's birthday is July 5.
I've always suspected that she might be an alien sex goddess.
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