My wife is sometimes prone to dark humor...
Yesterday on the drive to work, we had to hit the brakes to avoid squishing a squirrel.
Then she poses the question... If you had no choice but to run over a chipmunk or a squirrel, which would you choose?
Then she asks... how about with a cat or a dog?
To which I reply, "which breed of dog?"
Later she takes a poll with other people... who all ask the same question... "which breed of dog?"
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