"No Morfe, you're what we call, (down here in Dorset) a Nigel Swift, or was it a Glastonbury!"
Pah!! No 'we' bloody don't!! Don't you tar all Dorsetites with your views young man!! Glastonbury is in Somerset btw and if you're refering to Pete he's in Wiltshire!! Geography not that good amongst lizards I take it?
And Morfe is a Morfe is a Morfe and is blimmin lovely with it :o)