Well, like the pResident said, "they attacked us".
Who 'they' is, however, seems to be up for grabs. Al Qaeda? Saddam? The Tooth Fairy? Dubya probably can't tell you THAT, no...but by god, he'll tell you it was THEM!!!
Keeerist...at this rate, you could put a mongrel dog on an assload of vicodin in the White House and it would do a better job!