What would be the point, i've heard those from Scotlandshire speak in tongues undecipherable to anyone else. ; )
That would be the Buckfast...........
Buckfast is only consumed in the loci around Motherwell, Coatbridge and Whitburn. As you Engerlish Buckie suppliers are well aware, the Bermuda Triangle created by this tonic nectar has ground this Northern County to a standstill.
Here in South Lanarkshire, the fully loaded Buckie trucks shoot past us on the the M74 leaving us with nothing but Tennents Super Lager and Carly Speshals to breakfast on.
It is nothing short of ethnic bullying of us non Central-Belters. Please take note of this eds.