No, it's me you have a problem with. I can explain cup marks - but it will involve a trip to the chili bush in the afternoon - I'm going down to see my friend in Jessops in the morning. And if it strikes it will have the power of a religious conversion - it's a fossil - you just have to say which one - the single one or the pair. A photograph's no good, I've tried that and can't get the detail.