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Toni Torino
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Re: Q. How many country and western bass...
Jan 21, 2003, 20:07
How many country & western singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love she is with the new one, and one to go "Yeeeee-Hah !" and throw his hat in the air.

How many rock stars does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Rock stars only screw in jacuzzis.


How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but the guitarist has to show him first

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They have a machine that does that now
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