a man walks into a shop and says: 'i want a Gibson Les Paul, a Fender Stratocastor, a Marshall 200watt stack, a Vox AC30, some Dean Martin strings and some 60mm Dunlop picks" The shop guy says "You're a drummer arn't you?""No" replies the man "why would I be buying all this guitar equipment""I can tell" insists the shop guy "that you're a drummer""I'm not" he protests, "you are" persists the shop guy. This goes on for a while and eventually the man concedes defeat "OK I'm a drummer" he says "But tell me, how did you know?""Well..."replies the shop guy.................
"This is a greengrocers!"
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