anthonyqkiernan
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Q. How many country and western bass...
Jan 21, 2003, 16:52
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...players does it take to change a lightbulb.
A. One. Five. One. Five. One. Five....
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Toni Torino
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Re: Q. How many country and western bass...
Jan 21, 2003, 20:07
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How many country & western singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love she is with the new one, and one to go "Yeeeee-Hah !" and throw his hat in the air.
How many rock stars does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Rock stars only screw in jacuzzis.
How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but the guitarist has to show him first
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They have a machine that does that now
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konaman
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Re: Q. How many psychiatrists......
Jan 21, 2003, 22:32
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only one, but the light bulb REALLY has to want to change
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Popel Vooje
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Re: drummers
Jan 22, 2003, 14:21
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Q : What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
A : With a drum machine, the singer only has to punch the necessary information in once.
Q : What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A : A drummer.
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Sim
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Re: drummers
Jan 22, 2003, 16:06
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A taxi driver picks up his fare outside a music shop. As they're driving along he tries to break the ice a little. 'Have you heard the joke about the drummer?'
'Careful now' says the punter, 'I am a drummer'
'That's OK, I'll tell it slowly'
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Vybik Jon
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Re: drummers
Jan 22, 2003, 17:18
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Q: How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, so long as a roadie gets the ladder, sets it up and puts the bulb in the socket for him.
A drummer, tired from being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk, and says "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordion."
The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies "OK, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator's got to stay".
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Vybik Jon
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One for aqk
Jan 22, 2003, 17:18
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What is the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
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anthonyqkiernan
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Re: Drummers
Jan 24, 2003, 10:38
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Einstein walks into a party and begins mingling with the guests there.
He asks the first man he meets what his IQ is. "243" comes the reply.
"Great" says Einstein "we can discuss my theory of relativity and the mysteries of how the universe was formed."
The next person he meets is a woman, to whom he asks the same question.
She says her IQ is 150. "Fantastic" says Einstein "we can discuss politics and current affairs!"
The last guy Einstein meets has a sloping forehead and is drooling all over the shop.
"What is your IQ my friend?" asks Albert. "47" comes the answer.
Einstein replies: "So what kinda sticks do you use..."
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YerArseInParsley
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Re: Q. How many country and western bass...
Jan 24, 2003, 11:28
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How many singers does it take to change a light bulb?
One to get up on a chair and change it, and a whole bunch to stand around muttering 'Man, it should've been me up there'.
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Drood
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Re: Q. How many country and western bass...
Jan 24, 2003, 12:30
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"How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but the guitarist has to show him first "
I object to that. >:-O
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