Oh no!! Not you, too! Daminxa's been and made the same mistake. Who'll be there to throw knickers at the Drude, now? It'll be just us blokes with our assorted Y-Fronts in a dazzling array of shades of grey, amazon's thong - that's probably so fine, that it'll hardly catch the stage lights as it arcs through the air and settles inconsequentially somewhere in the shadows at the back of the stage. Yet nothing from Neighbour Of The Drude who's now on her second public warning after knocking the drummer of The Levellers off his stool with what appeared to be a paisley patterned tent with leg holes.
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