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Edited Jul 10, 2019, 18:27
Re: Morrissey
Jul 10, 2019, 17:59
Weeeeell, I suppose much like Quorn, Morrissey had to be sold off to foreign investors.

Ugh, not the best researched joke admittedly - did Morrissey have problems with his 2002 introduction to the US Market? I dunno. Fuck, there's a wealth of Quorn/Morrissey replacement humour out there -

"Morrissey - a delicious and nutritious source of educational inclusivity emotional hangups", spoken in Alan Davies' witheringly sarcastic voice acty voice, though you'd probably have to replace "emotional hangups" with something a bit more technical - trauma probably.

"Morrissey - a delicious and nutritious source of educational inclusivity trauma"

This is too much hard work, I need to get back to my "Molecule Poirot" imaginary cartoon strip, where Hercule Poirot is just a floating moustache:

"merci Hastings, maintenant si tu veux ouvrir la fenĂȘtre j'examinerai le jardin"

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