Julian Cope presents Head Heritage

"It's also full of 16 year olds with attitude, they've usually took along a bottle of coke, well i say a bottle of coke, it's 70% vodka in reality so they can get it past security, the hardcore chavs down several cans of special brew before entry too just for good measure."

... but where is the archaeological evidence that they aren't replicating the original gatherings very accurately?

;)