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TightPurpleShirt
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Help needed!!!!
Feb 26, 2003, 18:28
I am the unfortunate person who has been asked to tell someone at work that they have an odour problem. I have no idea how to approach this one me mateys and need some assistance. She is a sensitive girl of 22 btw.

bugger

TpS
TightPurpleShirt
281 posts

Re: Help needed!!!!
Feb 26, 2003, 18:29
double bugger wrong forum!!
PaulMakesMusic
951 posts

Re: Help needed!!!!
Feb 26, 2003, 21:07
Go on... What forum were you going to post it on?
Squid Tempest
Squid Tempest
8769 posts

Re: Help needed!!!!
Feb 26, 2003, 21:14
Head Smellitige?

sorry
Fitter Stoke
Fitter Stoke
2614 posts

Re: Help needed!!!!
Feb 26, 2003, 22:08
Though tempted by the Macc Lads' inspired "Shut yer legs luv, yer meat smells..." suggestion, a more subtle method might be to suggest to her that some unknown person in the office, not necessarily her, has a problem with B.O. and that everyone in the office has therefore been asked to take that little bit extra care with their personal hygiene, including yourself.

Any good?

Fitter 'Unstunk' Stoke

(PS Another method may be for everyone in the office to exist on nothing but curries, garlic and beans. That way you'll never notice her problem again!)
Buck Flair
Buck Flair
796 posts

Re: Help needed!!!!
Feb 27, 2003, 09:21
It could be a medical condition.
Is it a fishy smell?
Buck Flair
Buck Flair
796 posts

Re: Help needed!!!!
Feb 27, 2003, 09:24
I meant to add on to last post that there is a condition called Trimethylaminuria (Fish-Malodor Syndrome) if this is the case I don't think there is a cure.
Neil Hamburger
Neil Hamburger
173 posts

Re: Help needed!!!!
Feb 27, 2003, 09:37
Sounds like a Nurse With Wound album.
Buck Flair
Buck Flair
796 posts

Re: Help needed!!!!
Feb 27, 2003, 10:00
did the nurse with wound album come with an old kipper to rub in?

Buck Flair
Telepathine
371 posts

Re: Help needed!!!!
Feb 27, 2003, 13:39
Naah, but it had a FREE spank magnet!

Re TPS, i think someone had a similar 'task' to perform in my wife's office, though i never did hear the outcome..probably the poor woman is now residing in a home for the terminally shy. Maybe she's just one of the poor unfortunates who perspire too much. Anyhow, hope it all goes well, and you don't hurt anyones feelings. I'll as my wife the 'outcome' of there little episode later when i see her, though it was a while ago, and she may give me one of those 'funny' look (y'now the type, "what the hell are you talking about !).
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