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If you search 'I Love The 1970s - The Stylophone' you'll find a clip from a BBC nostalgia program, narrated by Jimmy Saville, showing Rolf Harris promoting the stylophone. Surely, that sort of association should be enough to put anybody off?
The Stylophone sounds a bit like Mickey Mouse Canterbury, Mike Ratledge(?), it is not that bad - but crappy enough. :)