Vybik Jon
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Sonic Attack - Really?
Mar 25, 2018, 04:37
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According to Hawkwind ...
"These are the first signs of sonic attack:
You will notice small objects - such as ornaments - oscillating
You will notice vibrations in your diaphragm
You will hear a distand hissing in your ears
You will feel the need to vomit
You will feel dizzy
You will have difficulty focussing
You will need to breathe more rapidly
There will be bleeding from orifices
There will be an ache in the pelvic region
You may be subject to fits of hysterical shouting or even laughter"
It's curious that this corresponds exactly to my memory of a sustained bout of drinking Newcastle Brown (and the aftermath).
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Bolox2
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Re: Sonic Attack - Really?
Mar 25, 2018, 11:37
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Ah Newky Brown - a distant memory, still available? Sadly the Hawkwind symptoms are at the mild end of the spectrum. I still recall shocking dehydrated light-averse headaches lasting beyond the following day. And the torrent of vomit that once spectacularly drowned my girlfriend’s recently crocheted poncho.
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Vybik Jon
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Re: Sonic Attack - Really?
Mar 25, 2018, 12:14
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Yes, still available.
In Scandinavia they have it on draught. That was the key to one of the best Villa away trips I ever had.
I gave up alcohol about 10 years ago and Newky Brown was what I went out on.
" ... shocking dehydrated light-averse headaches lasting beyond the following day ... and vomit"
I shouldn't laugh, but you know.
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spencer
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Re: Sonic Attack - Really?
Mar 25, 2018, 12:29
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Torrent of Vomit: good name for a band, that ; )
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Moon Cat
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Re: Sonic Attack - Really?
Mar 25, 2018, 23:24
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I hope you remembered to "use your wheels, it's what they're for"
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Vybik Jon
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Re: Sonic Attack - Really?
Mar 26, 2018, 13:40
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Newky Brown and wheels is a combination to be feared.
I did use organic limbs though.
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Moon Cat
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Re: Sonic Attack - Really?
Mar 26, 2018, 15:08
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Vybik Jon wrote: Newky Brown and wheels is a combination to be feared.
I did use organic limbs though.
I hope you thought only of yourself.
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elegant chaos
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Re: Sonic Attack - Really?
Mar 26, 2018, 15:11
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It was even too much for the New York Dolls.....
http://www.digitalspy.com/music/news/a155812/johansen-pride-not-in-dollss-vocabulary/
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