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Moth
Moth
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Re: Booted, Beardless & Brazilian Chested
Feb 14, 2006, 10:01
Hoorah! So, you at work Vybie? If so, answer yer bloody email! ;^) If not, gimme a shout!

love

Moth
Vybik Jon
Vybik Jon
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Re: Booted, Beardless & Brazilian Chested
Feb 14, 2006, 10:05
No.

I meant trousers.

This creeping americanisation must be getting to me too.
Vybik Jon
Vybik Jon
7720 posts

Re: Booted, Beardless & Brazilian Chested
Feb 14, 2006, 10:05
Yes, I am at work.

Send me a bloody e-mail and I'll bloody answer it.
Vybik Jon
Vybik Jon
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Re: Booted, Beardless & Brazilian Chested
Feb 14, 2006, 10:09
"
Ah yes, I've heard that version before.

Can't wait to see you tonight, darling!

Were you in our usual spot? Did you get crushed? Do you think I'll be able to wear a dress without it being ripped to shreds? Do I need to wear steel toecapped boots or can I get away with my thigh length boots? Will I get stomped on? Is it 'crushy and heaving and gettting squished against the barrier,' like Nottingham Rock City or 'stand around holding your pint with three feet either side of you,' like Oxford or Bilston?"

Yup! Usual spot. Very easy going as far as the crush thing went. You could easily have worn a dress last night with no fear of damage to it. Shrimp did. I think you should wear your thigh length boots anyway. All the time. In fact, just wear those if you're in the mood. Not crushy and heaving at all last night.

See you later!

"And where's the loaf of bread you went out for last night?!"

I ate it.
wychburyman
951 posts

Re: Brazilian Chested
Feb 14, 2006, 10:13
did he have his bollocks waxed?

i.e.

Brazil nuts
Vybik Jon
Vybik Jon
7720 posts

Re: Brazilian Chested
Feb 14, 2006, 10:21
There should be a cymbal crash here, but the drum kit was taken outside with your coat and left in a bin.
Vybik Jon
Vybik Jon
7720 posts

Re: Booted, Beardless & Brazilian Chested
Feb 14, 2006, 10:22
"Some of the women here are going to love it."

Come to think of it, so are some of the men.
amazon
amazon
959 posts

Re: Booted, Beardless & Brazilian Chested
Feb 14, 2006, 10:33
Some of the women love it every time.
Cleira
Cleira
269 posts

Re: Booted, Beardless & Brazilian Chested
Feb 14, 2006, 10:36
Permission to get whipped up into a frenzy of squeaking overexcitedness?
Vybik Jon
Vybik Jon
7720 posts

Re: Booted, Beardless & Brazilian Chested
Feb 14, 2006, 10:38
Squeak away!!
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