lordsitar
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never want to hear it again
May 19, 2004, 12:05
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love will tear us apart. jd
reward . t ex
blue monday n.o.
any smiths single
any madchester song
songs i used to love but now make my skin crawl
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Carlos
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Re: never want to hear it again
May 19, 2004, 12:44
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I guess this will be a looooong thread.
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lordsitar
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Re: never want to hear it again
May 19, 2004, 13:23
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hey carlos where you from mate
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Neil Hamburger
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Re: never want to hear it again
May 19, 2004, 13:35
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Thompson Twins : Doctor Doctor
UFO : Doctor Doctor
KLF : Doctor in the Tardis
Miami Sound Machine : Doctor Beat
Alexi Sayle : Doctor Martins Boots
Doctor Hook : Anything
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PMM
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Re: never want to hear it again
May 19, 2004, 13:35
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It's the time of year, now that spring is in the air
When those two wet gits, with their girly curly hair
Make another song, for marronic holidays
that nausiate-ate-ates in a million different ways
From the shores of Spain, to the coast of southern France
No matter where you hide, you just can't escape this dance
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green, then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet, and pretend your name is Keith.
Skin yourself alive, learn to speak araphahoe
Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo
Eat a Renault 4, wear salami in your ears
Cassarole your gran, dis-embowel yourself with spears
The disco is migrating, the sound is loud and grating
It's truly nausiating - let's do the dance again..
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
Yes you'll hear this song, in the holiday discos
And there's no escape, in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song, if you holidayed in Mars
Skin yourself alive, learn to speak araphahoe
Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo
Now you've heard it once, your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song you'll be humming it for weeks
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
la la la la la la la....
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elegant chaos
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Re: never want to hear it again
May 19, 2004, 14:04
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Any comedy songs, apart from "Hello Muddah! Hello Fadduh!" and that is wearing thin for me anyway.
Anything by Bryan Adams
"There's No One Quite Like Grandma"
Any news report that confirms that Margaret Thatcher is still alive
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Lawrence
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Re: never want to hear it again
May 19, 2004, 14:46
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The President's voice.
Britney Spears
Macarena
Third Eye Blind, Matchbox Twenty and those fuckin' Goo Goo Googly Goo Dolls.
And that song "The Time Of Your Life".
Oh yeah, and They Might Be Giants. They may have been cute at the beginning but they started to grate really fast...
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Glam Descendant
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Re: never want to hear it again
May 19, 2004, 15:41
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Are you by chance located in the UK?
: )
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Vybik Jon
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Re: never want to hear it again
May 19, 2004, 15:47
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Lugia
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Re: never want to hear it again
May 19, 2004, 16:29
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"Iiii've....juuuust....haaad....the enema of my-yyy liii-ii-iife...and I owe it all to youu-uuu-uu..."
Yeah, I could do without that frickin' song too. Ditto for Bette Midler's "From a Distance". God can QUIT fuckin' watching ME, dammit! For that matter, her "Wind Beneath My Wings" should be stuffed down the same toilet.
Other bits of horror...
ANYTHING by Toby Keith. Living in the country, you hear WAY too much of his right-wing ego-festing.
The Guess Who: "She's Come Undone". Psuedo-psych Canadian bands with grating vocalists should NOT do bossa-nova music.
Los Ketchup: "The Ketchup Song". Feh. Ugh. Ack.
That frickin' "Butterfly" song. "Sugar. Baby." Fuck off.
Aqua: "Barbie Girl". AIIGH!! AAAAIAGHH!!!!! GET IT OUT OF MYYYY HEEAAAADDDDD!!!!!!! Only really entertaining when Carl Stone gets hold of it and mangles the fuck out of it.
Kool and the Gang: "Cherish the Love". How DID they get the vocalist to make those whiny noises, anyway? Vice-grips, or bicycle clamps? We'll never know...
The Prodigy: anything, but especially "Firestarter". The video really inspired me to want to introduce Mr. Firestarter to Mr. Firehose.
Corey Hart: "Sunglasses at Night". Why bother with this weenie when Link Wray and/or The Cramps covered the same subject material SO much better?
Oh, I could go on...
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